Published and performed by Liars' League NYC for their Memories and Mementos issue. You can read the full text (for free!) here. Read by Olivia Killingsworth. Listen here.
Gordon Hewitt was rumored to be Dick Clark's illegitimate son, which would make sense considering he was the hardest working man in Milford Falls. But his friends saw him as so much more than that. For some very good reasons.