Published and performed by Liars' League NYC for their Memories and Mementos issue. 
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Gordon Hewitt was rumored to be Dick Clark's illegitimate son, which would make sense considering he was the hardest working man in Milford Falls. But his friends saw him as so much more than that. For some very good reasons.